[resists the urge to write that RotG robot AU]
My top two mis-spellings according to Microsoft Word:
Comedy / Holiday special / Friendship
An unfinished short multi-chaptered story that involves apparitions and K-Unit and Jack being over-protective. This isn’t all of it, just what I could work up the courage to post.
This is what I do with my life.
*screams as she’s consumed by plot bunnies*
Now I’m going to be typing for hours with nothing to show for it.
*calmly writes a vampire au then throws self into a snowbank*
I have a need to write but what do I write? UGHHHH
hobbitlockedintheimpalardis asked: So. You wrote A Spy's Essential Guidebook to Life. DKJASFLKDJSFDKLSJ NOPE BRB DYING I LOVE YOU SORRY FOR BEING A CREEP BYE.
*reaches for you* People like my stuff. *strokes screen* I like people that like my stuff. ASDFGHJKL; DON’T LEAVE! We’re friends now.
Said shopkeeper re-entered the room. Muttering to himself something about matching thread, he said offhandedly to the wary boy in the room, “Take off your clothes.”
“What?” Alex’s jaw dropped.
Bartosz gave him a stern glare. “How else do you propose we fit you with a tuxedo?”
“Alex, he’s not a perv, just your outer clothes.” Ben sighed long-sufferingly.
You can do what you want with Alex Rider fanfic.